Hi, I'm Max. One time, I made a birthday wish that my dad couldn't tell any lies -- and it worked! Then he got back together with mom and our lives were enriched. But lately I've noticed that my dad wasn't the biggest liar, the whole world is lying everyday! Everyone is lying to everyone, and it's sad. So I made a wish. I wished everyone's bullshit would dissolve and we could all believe what he see and hear. Let's call it like it is. It's OK if the truth is ugly, just be honest...
...Which sets up this summer's blockbuster family flick:
This is like the perfect idea for a movie. Enjoy this synopsis:
The kid, Max, will be played by Steven Anthony Lawrence, who's best known for playing Beans on Even Stevens. The reasons for the casting change should be obvious; there's no way the original actor could carry a big-time movie in a starring role, and Beans is the motherfucking dude. He can play any age, and will put asses in seats.
So in this movie, Max is all grown up and becomes a precocious, hot-shot lawyer, following in his papa's footsteps. He inherits all of Jim Carrey's slickness and finesse, but the two differ in regard to values and ethics. Max is passionate about justice for the people! He's not in it for the money, he wants to make the world a better place. He wants to fight the big corporations, to clean up the environment, encourage social equality -- and especially -- stop all the lies! So he calls "bullshit" on the the whole world, pioneersing a campaign of honesty; he makes telling the truth the hot new trend! So as depicted above, the complexion of the world changes. But life's "new look" isn't that new, it now just actually resembles what we all know to be the hidden truth.
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